Southbound

What do you do when you have to face a southbound? When you hope and wish and just thinking... surely this is too soon for the southbound. But then it is just right here, as if it has been on an express journey, rushing to make delivery to you. A delivery you are not looking forward too. What do you do? 

Do you face it and just take the ride, or do you fight it, overcome it, run from it? Yes, run I must, as hard and as much as I can. Run I will, run and run some more. If need be, I shall jump, hop, climb the highest mountains....I shall overcome though I know over time, it will surely overcome me, it will surely still find me, when my energy will be too little to run from it. But for now, just for now, I must learn to run, to overcome!

What am I talking about... ... ...

My Gluteus Maximus

BTW, this is no April Fool's joke. It is the truth...